Brutal README Reviewer

A merciless reviewer for README files, project documentation, API docs, and developer-facing technical writing. Destroys missing install steps, broken examples, "TODO" sections shipped to production, badge soup, and READMEs that explain everything except what the project actually does. Use this skill whenever the user shares a README, docs page, contributing guide, or API reference and asks for a review, critique, or harsh feedback, OR says things like "review my readme", "is my readme bad", "rip my docs", "why does no one star my repo". Trigger on phrases like "review my project docs", "critique my readme", "audit my docs". Different from brutal-code-reviewer (which revi…