Make a genuinely good drink from the bottles already on your shelf — no special trip, no 12-ingredient recipe. Use when asked what can I make with [spirits], cocktail from what I have, I've got [bottles] what can I drink, or make me a drink without buying anything. Produces two or three cocktails you can build right now with ratios, a method, sensible substitutions for what you're missing, and a zero-proof version — scaled to how many you're making.
