Reports the deterministic-dispatch router's health — CI invariants, runtime telemetry, drift events, and catalog state. Wraps `claude-wayfinder health --report` and adds an Analysis section (drill-down on FAIL'ing or near-threshold metrics) plus an extended Notable Findings section (top dispatched agents/skills, catalog freshness).
Trigger phrases: "/router-health", "router health", "dispatch health", "router status", "is the router healthy", "router metrics", "show router stats", "router report", "check the router", "router drift".
