Strip AI-slop patterns from a piece of writing while preserving the author's voice and meaning. Surgically removes the durable tells — the "X, not Y" antithesis, balanced see-saw pairs, reflexive triplets, em-dash punchlines, throat-clearing openers, puffery — per the Anti-Slop Rule Set, then reports what it cut and what it deliberately kept. Use when the user says "de-slop", "/de-slop", "deslop this", "run the de-slop process", "too many dashes", "remove the AI slop", or hands over copy that reads machine-made. NOT for generating new copy (that's the author agents) or scoring writing (that's /score).
