De-slop pass for any text: mechanically scans for the statistical tells of AI writing (the "not X but Y" reflex, puffery, uniform cadence, …) and rewrites by meaning into the target register, tweet to academic paper. Use when the user says "declawed"/"deslop", asks to remove AI tells / humanize text / make it not sound like AI, names a specific tell to strip, or before publishing any agent-drafted prose.
