Copy Analysis — Audit the copy on any website

Audit the copy on any live website. Fetches the page, inventories every piece of copy (headline, sub, body, CTAs, social proof, microcopy), identifies which copywriting frameworks are in use (AIDA, PAS, 4Ps, FAB, Schwartz's 5 levels of awareness, Hopkins' specificity, Bernbach's surprise, etc.), scores it /10 against established benchmarks, and runs the Copy Council on it — Ogilvy, Schwartz, Halbert, Hopkins, Bernbach as the Inner Five plus 2–3 Honourables selected by page type. Outputs strengths, weaknesses, top-3 changes, and a final ruling. Saves the teardown to `~/Obsidian/References/copy-teardowns/` and prints it inline. Triggered by `/copy-analysis [URL]`, or natura…