Objectively evaluate a UI/web design against the pols.dev anti-slop design law: detect catalogued slop tells with cited evidence, score 8 weighted axes (color, type, components, layout, motion, execution, signature, cohesion), and emit a Slop Report with a 0–100 Slop Index and grade. Use when the user asks to "evaluate design slop", "slop report", "is this design AI slop", "audit this landing page design", "de-slop review", or wants an objective score of how generic/machine-made a design looks. To fix text (not design), use human-ai or humanizar skills instead.
